The Empire of Neo Christlandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine XII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.03 billion Byzantines are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The all-consuming Neo Christlandian economy, worth 531 trillion Denariis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,641 Denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Christlandia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Neo Christlandia is ranked 273,645^th in the world and 84^th in Catholic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.